February 2012
2 posts
Wow haven’t posted anything on tumblr in a really long time… So I thought I’d do a serious post for once ~
I feel soo sick of my life the past few weeks…. It’s been driving me insane! U know the feeling when u have a massive stack of work and you just say to yourself, “ah fk it all…” and juz decide not to do it? Well tadah that’s my...
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Of self abhorring nature, is a self realizing perfectionist. Nevertheless pursuing it forever.
We incessantly desire it, but like grains of sand, Slipping through our fingers.
Its elegance and glamour, is after all what makes it grotesque and repugnant.
My dear friends, we ought to chase after it, but hide from it when we’re near.
The moment it grasp hold of us, when we are finally that...
December 2011
5 posts
London trip post 4
Location: Travelodge kewbridge london
Time: 9pm local 4/12/11
OMG FIRST TIME TOUCHING A COM IN LIKE 4 DAYS~~! hahahah omg going cold turkey on my com is really killing me…
Today was freakin fun :D~! we went to tower of london in the morning…. The guide there was damn funny! I was almost gonna beg him to tour us around the entire place but he only showed us around 3 places around the...
London trip post 3
Location: Cafe Chino along old brompton road
Time: 3pm local time day 2
Ahhhh love my cafe latte ttm!! :) just went to the natural history museum… (everything was the same as in 06 when I was here… boring~~) haha! But had fun snapping pictures. :)
Haha lunch was definitely the high light! :) nommers ttm! We tried like 4 dishes in total! I, thang and cipto bought 1 persons share of...
London trip post 2
Location: travelodge southwark London
Time: 11pm local time
Ahhh what a great day :)! We arrived in London at around noon haha and the awesome me lasted till almost 6pm with only a shortsleeve shit over a longsleeve shirt and jeans on… haha no jacket!! At 8degrees celcius LOL~ I actually thought it was pretty manageable leh… but everyone else except mr ang was all strapped up in multiple...
London trip post 1
Location: Dubai airport
Time: 5.50am Dubai time
Ahhh our plane just landed in dubai…. Omg the flight was so uncomfortable… tsk… at least manage to sleep like 5 hrs or so.. yawn… I tried watching contagion on the plane but I fell asleep half way haha! Omg the bread on board was like a brick damn it!! Haha! But the pudding was damn nice :) ~~ haha now camping to clear...
November 2011
7 posts
STUFF TO DO
ARGH…. SOOO MANY THINGS TO COMPLETE B4 London.
Decline NTU’s H3 offer (BWAHAHAHA get to turn down a uni b4 i even do my a lvls HAHAHAHAH >:D !!)
Accept NUS’s H3 offer
Check if i have everything for London trip
Mentally prepare myself for 5 days in a convent
Pack my luggage for london + krakow…
Get my DSLT
Learn how to use my DSLT properly
Decide on what hw...
October 2011
9 posts
Punk'd
Rui Xia: Tml end what time ah?
Me: 12 midnight!! Duh? Everyday ends at 12 midnight...
Rui Xia: ._. END SCHOOL LA.
-.-
Mom: hey, lei yi says she wants to take u to dinner at this 4.5 star restaurant on ur birthday in London.
Me: was it suppose to be surprise?
Mom: was it?
Me: -.-
Mom: oops....
Me: gee thanks...
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Lay back six feet deep A spark so faint though hidden What’s meant to be gone
Above rest carvings At this depth what light survives? There it goes again…
So much for embers Black roses don’t rekindle Goodbye empty world
-Getnohack-
Three apples that changed the world: the one Eve...
Sry juz needed to add in the last one…
September 2011
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Some amusing anagrams
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY: When...
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JokeIndex Stuff: Airline Speech (PG) →
jokeindex:
In my own words: “I was flying from SFO to PDX on Friday, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like ‘what the heck?’ (Getting PDX people to look at each other is an accomplishment.) So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop…
Omg why can’t all flight attendants be like this??
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August 2011
22 posts
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The Pope and the 7 Dwarves (R)
jokeindex:
The seven dwarfs woke up one day and they were all excited because they got to go see the Pope that day.
So they got to the Vatican and pushed Dopey up to the pope and said, “Ask him , ask him!” Dopey asked, “Pope, are there any nuns in Alaska?” and the Pope said, “Ya there are some nuns there!” but Bashful stood and said, “No, ask him the real question!”
So Dopey asked the Pope,...
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The Atheist and the little girl.
mindoverbullshit:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no...
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We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t...
got a strange feeling this is utter bullshit